Joey: Go, 'Drumsticks'!
Mai: Ummm, guys. Joey named his chicken.
Joey:"Hey look, Mokuba. That fairy turned you into a girl."
Mokuba:"Great. Can she make you smart?"
Yugi:"Mokuba, you should be flattered that Kaiba based such a cool character on you."
Joey:"Yeah. You. My lady!"
Kaiba: "Where am I?"
Witty Phantom: "You're with me, Seto Kaiba!"
K:"The Witty Phantom! I command you set me free!"
K:"Over ride protocal, end this simulation!"
WP:"No, no, no! Your safety precautions are a thing of the past! You're late to the party, Kaiba!"
K: "Gee, I never liked parties."
Mai: "Careful, everyone. Keepn your hands and feet away from Joey's mouth."
Joey: chokes on food
Mai: "Are you okay?"
Joey: "Yeah, happens all da time!"
Joey: "I'll use my Red Eyes Black Dragon..."
Yugi: "...And my Summoned Skull..."
Yugi&Joey: "...And fuse them with the Polymerization card, to form, the Black Skull Dragon!"
Mai: "Joey, what do you think you're doing? [sighs] That doofus would do anything to meet a girl. I guess he knows that I'm way out of his league."
Mai: "A girl like me could get used to this. How'd you make out, Yugi?"
Yugi: "Well, I feel a bit silly."
Joey: *thinking* Okay, that's it. There's only ONE duelist dat could be DIS annoyin.
Mai: "I knew guys could be dirty as pigs, didn't know they could dress the part."
Joey: "You know what I like about butterflies? They don't talk!"
Mai: Where's Joey?
Joey: (peeks out from behind curtain) Back here an' I'm not comin' out.
Mai: Come on ,Joey.
Joey:(pulls head in and pushes back curtain)
Look at me I'm wearin' a bathroom rug here.