"Wha... what? Where am I? AHHHH!!!!!! Yugi's a giant! Now I've really cracked! Hmm..... AHHHHH! A giant Baccura!" -Joey (Flame Swordsman)
"Its a giant man-eater!" -Yu-Gi-Oh
"Man-eater? Glad I'm a girl!" -Taya
(Bakura comes out dressing as the Change of Heart)
Bakura: Well, it's better then being enslaved by an evil spirit.
Yugi's just played the Flame Swordsman (Joey) and is tying to explain what has happened...
Yugi: "Joey listen to me, your sould has been trapped inside your favourite card. You've become the Flame Swordsman.
Flame Swordsman(Joey): "I'm the WHO?"
Joey: Ahhhhh! A giant Bacura! Now i know I'm nuts. I'm like six inches tall, wearing a dress, about to attack my giant friend?
Yu-Gi-Oh: Thats not really Bacura, an evil spirit from his millenium ring has taken him over.
Joey: Well I have no idea what you're talking about, so here I go...
Tayas card has just been placed down on the field, and Joey, Tristen and Yugi are trying to hide her.
Joey: "Shhh, Bacura and Yugi are big dueling giants, and
are fighting for our souls."
Taya(Looking at Yugi): "But Yugi's right here"
Yugi: "Yeah, well the big guys not really me, but he not
really not me."
Taya looks confused
Joey: "Think of it this way Taya, there are two Yugi's, the cool one up there, and the wimpy one down here."
Yugi falls down (like they always seem to do in anime)
Yugi(looking mad): "Thats not how it works at all!"
Yugi: "In order for me to win this duel, restore you all back to your bodies, and get us out of the Shadow Realm I'm going to need your help."
Joey: "You want my help, you got my help."
Yugi: "Are you sure your OK?"
Joey: "OK? I figure I've lost my mind but... I'm gonna go with it."
Tea: What a weird dream...
Joey: This is no dream, this is me goin' insane.
Joey(after destroying the morphing jar):Ta-Da!
Bakura: What a dolt.
Bakura: No one destroys the Electric Lizard without getting some rather shocking feedback.(Yugi had got shocked, and was doubling over in pain)
Yugi: "It's a Man-Eater Bug!"
Tea: "Man-Eater Bug? Glad I'm a girl."
Yami: "Bakura, what have you done? Why have you taken us to the Shadow Realm?"
Yami Bakura: laughs "Bakura... Bakura is no longer here."
Yami: "If you're not Bakura then who are you?"
Yami Bakura: "I am a thief and a stealer of souls. And I have done terrible things in my quest to obtain all seven Millenium Items."
Joey: "Shush. Bakura and Yugi are big duelin giants and are fightin for our souls."
Tea: "But Yugi's right here."
Yugi: "Yeah, well, the big guy's not really me, well he's not really not me...."
Yugi: "I know it sounds complicated, but it has something to do with the Millenium Items Bakura and I have. It's some kind of magic."
Tea: "Magic? So I'm not crazy."
Yugi: "Not unless we're all going crazy."
Joey: "Just think of it this way, Tea. There's two Yugis. The cool one up there, and the puny one down here."
Yugi: sweatdrops and falls over "Oh, that's not how it works at all!"
Yami Yugi: Huh? Why did he play that faced down?
Joey: Because he is afraid of what Joey the Swordsman is going to do to him. I am going in!
Yami Yugi: NO! Wait, it could be a trap!
Yami Bakura: What a dolt!
Yami Bakura: With this card I can turn you against your comrades, the very friends you sought to protect you will now destroy.
Yugi: No, I refuse!
Yami Bakura: You won't have a choice in the matter. The Change of Heart card allows me to control any opposing monster, and I choose you Little Yugi, hahaha!
Yami Yugi: Leave the young one out of this!
Yami Bakura: Why should I? By simply destroying him might defeat you as well. YOU ARE HERE TO GUIDE AND PROTECT HIIIIIIIMMMMMM!! THEN PROTECT AGAINST THIS!!!!!!!
(After the first Morphing Jar was activated)
Yami Yugi(draws Dark Magician, thinking): The Dark Magician! He is my favorite card, but is he also my soul card? What happens when I play it?
Yami Bakura: Hmhmhm, with a new hand, comes a whole new perspective(then puts one card in faced down defense mode), the game evershifting(then put one card faced down), new dangers surround every turn.
Yugi: (as the Dark Magician) That's not how it works at all! I'll show you! (see's Bakcura's [sic] face-down card) DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!!!
Yugi: That's not how it works at all!
Joey: Just a joke, man...
Yugi: You forget that here, I have the powers of the Dark Magician! I'll show you who's puny around here. (raises staff)
Joey: Oh boy...
Yugi: DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
After they're all out of the shadow realm.
Tea: I just had the strangest dream.
Joey: Man,last time I sleep with duelin' cards under my pillow.
Y.Bakura: Helpless on the field, easy prey for my MAN-EATER BUG!
Tea: MAN-EATER BUG? Glad I'm a girl...
Tristan: I just dreamed that Bakura went totally mental!
Joey: Same here. Last time I snooze with dueling cards under my pillow.
Bakura: Sleep well guys? (sweet face)
Joey&Tristan: BAKURAA!!! Huh?
Tristan: Hands off!
Joey: You grabbed me.