"Don't bother me! Go find an opponent you can actually beat, like an infant, or a monkey" -Kaiba
"Errrg!" - Joey
"That monkey crack gets him every time!" - Tristan
Joey " Set the card, spin the disk and whola."
Kaiba: I have created the ultimate dueling device known to man!
Joey: Looks like a normal briefcase to me.
Kaiba: It's in the briefcase you moron!
(Kaiba's helecopter lands near where Yugi and his friends are sleeping, blowing wind in their faces.)
Joey: "Hey, you jerk! Some of us are trying to sleep!"
Kaiba activates his disk.
Tristan-Whaoah! It's rainning glitter!
Téa-Yeah! It's like something from an enchanted dream...(Battle Ox appears)Eww! Or a nightmare!
(Joey was pushed onto the ground by Kaiba)
Bakura-"Check his pulse, Yugi!"
Kaiba:" Let me show you some of the more advanced moves of the game. Mystic Horseman and Battle Ox fuse to make Rabid Horseman!"
(At the flashback scene when Pegasus get the little kid to duel Bandit Keith)
Pegasus: psssssst(then writes down a note)
Bandit Keith: HEY!!!!! You can't ask for help!!!!
Pegasus: I am not asking for help, I want to show everybody that even a little kid can beat you
Little Kid: wait, I just start playing last week
Pegasus: Just follow what the note says.
(Bandit Keith plays a card down)
Little kid: Uhhhh, it says here when you play this card, I am supposed to play this card, and i think I just drained all your life points.
Bandit Keith(surpried): WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one one makes a joke out of Bandit Keith. (Then Bandit Keith reads the note that Pegasus wrote): WHAT!!!! MY strategy, it is all here, everything, what I am about to play.
It is actually
Joey: Hey, some of us are trying to get a little shut eye here, you insensitive jerk!!!!!!!!
Joey(getting pissed at Kaiba): That's right, I am talking to you, running away.
Yugi: Watch it Joey, Kaiba was rank one of the top duelists.
Joey: Ya, he WAS one of the top duelist but ever since Yugi mopped up the floor with you, you can't put a trap card down without flinching!!!!!!!
Kaiba-"I'm not here to win some silly prizes. I'm here to save my brother."
Yugi: Here Kaiba, I have your deck. I've been....keeping it warm for you!
Kaiba: Thank you Yugi.
Kaiba: (After Battle Ox is on the field) You see? My holographic system allows us to see the monsters as if they were real.
Joey: **waves his hand near his nose** Ya, and you got the smell right too!